Seriously. This is SO annoying. Don't mess with your readers like that. So, you last posted on Sunday? Which Sunday? There are 52 weeks in a year. I want to know if the information I'm reading is up-to-date or if it's from the dark ages.
Actually, y'know what? That's it. This is too much effort. I'm unfollowing. Sorry.
2. Your blog plays random music.
This is not 2004. Unless you're a music blogger, people come to your blog to read, not to listen to music. Not only can random noises out of nowhere be extremely triggering for some people, especially if their volume is up high, but also... music is personal. It sucks, but people might hate the music that you love, and if it starts blasting out of their speakers, they're going to leave. And you don't want that.
3. You have a pop-up which covers the entire screen.
The other day I was on a blog and just as I went to scroll down to read the rest of the post, a box filled my entire screen. 'Enter your email address for more updates!' it screamed. If you're going to have pop-ups, make them non-intrusive. Think about it: if you're covering my screen, I can't read your content. And you want people to read it, right? That's why you blog. Needless to say, I never got to finish what I was reading.
4. The writing is tiny.
Some of us have eye problems. I know you want to be hipster, but I'm trying to read your blog - please don't make me spend hours trying to find my glasses. And yes, I could zoom in, but I shouldn't have to.
5. Most of your links are broken.
I clicked on your archive... why has it taken me to your about page? And why doesn't your contact button work? I think I'm hyperventilating.
6. You use cursor trails.
Again - not 2004. If I move my mouse and it shits glitter, I'm off.
What makes you unfollow a blog?