1. Life hack: if something smells bad, just dive into a book. Literally.
2) John Green: ruining the lives of fangirls everywhere since 2005.
3) Treasure by Bruno Mars was quite clearly about books. He's lying if he says otherwise.
4) GO. AWAY. YOUR PRESENCE IS NOT WANTED HERE.
5) I have so many friends. I don't mind that my friends are fictional. Look at my friends. Hundreds of friends. I'm popular with my friends. Look at that selfie with all of my friends. My friends love me. LOOK AT THEM ALL.
6) Sometimes we go to the salon together.
7) Who needs plastic surgery when you can buy a book for roughly £6.99? There we go, another life hack. You're welcome.
Okay, so not everyone has Snapchat. Truth is, I don't even use it. But are you on Instagram, and do you follow far too many bookworms? Das ist the question. Only one way to find out.